▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ Sit Back Now, Let Me Tell You A Tale, Where Justice Does Not Prevail. About An Ill-Fated Life, So Very Full Of Strife, Where Two Wrongs Do Not Make A Right. So.... When I Was Born, I Did Surely Scorn My Proud Parent's Name. Then Their Lives Went Down The Drain, Drove Them Insane. My Birth Was A Curse. I Bit The Nurse. Oh, But I Love The Worst! I Deserve To Be Slowly Submersed, Dried Out Then Laid In A Hearse. When I Was Two I Poured Super Glue Into My Fathers Hair As He Sat Unaware In His Arm Chair. Much To His Dismay Had To Cut It All Away. Oh, But It Felt Great! I Deserve To Be Cut And Filleted, Then Tossed About In Disarray Until The Pieces Melt Away. I Am Not A Bad Man Even Though I Do Bad Things. Very Bad Things, Such Horrible Things! But It's Not Quite What It Seems, Not Quite What He Seems, Not Quite What I Seem. Ah, Hell... It's Exactly What It Seems. When I Was Four I'd Wait By The Door With A Knife In My Hand And A Most Devious Plan. It Would Be Quite Grand As The Mail Fell Through The Slot, The Sharp Edge He Got. Oh, But I Love The Thought! I Deserve To Be Tied In A Knot, Broken Bones And Blood Clots. When I Was Six I Used To Trick The Next Door Neighbors Son. In The Woods We Would Run, Time For Fun, Hide N Seek Has A Cost. He Would Be Forever Lost. Oh, But I Love To Scoff! I Deserve To Have My Head Lopped Off, Hidden And Covered In Moss Until This Memory's Forgot. I Am Not A Bad Man Even Though I Do Bad Things. Very Bad Things, Such Horrible Things! But It's Not Quite What It Seems, Not Quite What He Seems, Not Quite What I Seem. Ah, Hell... It's Exactly What It Seems. When I Was Eight I Used To Hate The Color Of My House. So As Quiet As A Mouse I Burned It Down To The Ground When No One Was Around. Oh, But I Love The Sound! I Deserve To Be Quickly Put Down, Rotting Six-Feet Underground. When I Was Ten I Used To Pretend To Drown In The Sea Till They'd Come To Rescue Me. Then Proceed To Laugh In Their Face. Such A Disgrace. Oh, But I Love The Taste! I Deserve To Have My Brains Displaced All Over The Fireplace Until This Life Has Been Erased. I Am Not A Bad Man Even Though I Do Bad Things. Very Bad Things, Such Horrible Things! But It's Not Quite What It Seems, Not Quite What He Seems, Not Quite What I Seem. Ah, Hell... It's Exactly What It Seems. When I Was Twelve I Used To Delve Into Evil Schemes Just To Elicit Screams, Boost My Self Esteem. Pushed My Sister Down A Well, She Just Fell. Oh, But I Love To Dwell! I Deserve To Roast Deep Down In Hell Where No One Can Hear Me Yell. When I Was Fourteen... Nothing Much Happened Well... There Was That One Time... I Am Not A Bad Man Even Though I Do Bad Things. Very Bad Things, Such Horrible Things! But It's Not Quite What It Seems, Not Quite What He Seems, Not Quite What I Seem. Ah, Hell... It's Exactly What It Seems. When I Was Sixteen Life Was Frightening. My Brother Was Quite Dull. So With Laughter In My Skull, Pushed Him In A Hole Then Buried Him Alive, He Barely Survived. Oh, But I Love The Cries! I Deserve To Be Battered And Fried In An Electric Chair That's Set On High. Now That I'm Eighteen I Still Hate Things. From This Padded Cell I Call My Home, No Friends, No Phone, No Life To Call My Own. Here I Will Lie Until The Very Day I Die Until My Blood Begins To Dry... And I Return To The Darkness From Whence I Came. So... I Am Not A Bad Man Even Though I Do Bad Things. Very Bad Things, Such Horrible Things! But It's Not Quite What It Seems, Not Quite What He Seems, Not Quite What I Seem. Ah, Hell... I'm Exactly What I Seem.          ☼  Current Residence: is Current Interests: Art, Music, Cartoons, Comics, Drawing, StarBucks, Uniforms, Gasmasks, Checkers, 8bit, Old Horror Movies, History WW2, Playing Vidya Games, Bright Colors, Fairytales, Mythology, Ancient History, Monsters, Halloween, Pumpkins, Mario Mushrooms etc. Favourite genre of music: EBM, Dark Electro, Dark Wave, Synth Pop/Rock, triphop, 8bit, ChipTune, Techno, Dance, New Age, Cyber Goth/Punk, Horror, The Birthday Massacre, Creature Feature etc. Favourite style of art: Cartoons, Macabre & Horror, Graffiti, Retro, Pop, Festive, Dia de los Muertos, Story Books, Fantasy etc. Favourite game: Psychonauts, TF2, L4D, Chrono Trigger, Pokemon, LoZ: Majora's mask, LoZ: Phantom Hourglass, Super Mario Bros, Yoshi's island, Kirby: Super Star, Golden Eye 007, Grandia II, FF 6,7,8,10 (DERP) Favourite gaming platform: PS2, Super Nintendo, Game Boy, Nintendo DS, xbox 360ヽ( ｏ`皿′ｏ )ﾉ NOW GET OUT. ☼ |
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